Getting married was a mistake for the following reasons

[Jack3D]

1. women are addicted to smartphones, they doom scroll for at least 90% of the time they are off work, so your home just feels like an internet cafe with a permanent resident there doomscrolling while wasting electricity and bandwidth on the tv playing in the background

2. women don't clean their dishes after using them, they let chaos pile up until you blow a gasket

3. women can't handle life, so they are constantly fucking up shit and you have to solve it


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